dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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