You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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