Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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