just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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