I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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