That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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