No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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