I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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