hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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