i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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