Sry I called you an 8
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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