If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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