Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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