Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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