One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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