i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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