why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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