we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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