Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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