Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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