Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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