Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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