Quick, to the slutcave!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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