Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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