At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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