We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize