I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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