Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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i think i just lost a toe
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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