I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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