he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ladies don't puke and tell
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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