I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Text me some of your sweat
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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