I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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