But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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