U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It was confusing and full of hummus
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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