Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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