You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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