Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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