But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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