seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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