The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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