Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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