I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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