Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize