No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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