OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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