We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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