I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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