im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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