i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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