You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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